Cartwright-isms

[BluewindFarm]

What unusual phrases have you heard the Cartwrights say over the years?  Or maybe the phrase was said to a Cartwright.

 

List:

 

Who said it - To whom - What they said

include the episode title

[BluewindFarm]

 

 

Ben to Tuck Dowling:  "Tuck, If you were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose."
The Bridegroom

[AC1830]

Adam to Ben: "The only way to hurt me, Pa, is to kill me."

A Rose for Lotta

[patina]

Ben to Hoss, “Well I’ll be a cockeyed mule. You’re jealous.” 
The Scapegoat

[patina]

Adam to Margarita: Don’t lose your temper so early in the morning, you won’t have any left for the rest of the day.

Woman of Fire

[mumu74]

From a very intense episode, a very touching one 

(A Stranger Passed This Way) 

 

Ben to Adam and Joe: "I know what you're made of and that is why you will not call him brother and I will not call him son."

[BluewindFarm]

Hop Sing to Bradley Meredith aka Ben Cartwright (or vice versa), “Hop Sing cook not secretary.”

 

And then to no one, “If him not find paper, how he run ranch.”

[Cheaux]

In a "Deck of Aces," Roy to anyone listening:   "I'm just a small town sheriff."